On 09.24.09, In Sexy Geeks & Stuff
Alien abduction stories have never grokked. Although there’s a lot of reasons to be skeptical, the common sense argument is: “Why would super-evolved extraterrestrial beings shatter the laws of time and space and travel millions of miles to hang out with a gaggle of flatulent, in-bred rednecks?”
A compelling argument. But I can make it stronger. Why would super-evolved extraterrestrial beings shatter the laws of time and space and travel millions of miles to anally probe a gaggle of flatulent, in-bred rednecks? Personally, if I were traveling that distance, I’d do so t to probe the supermodel class of pink monkey.
Slimy, bulbous head alien grays agree: their hybridization process is going full swing. I’m linking you to an absolutely atrocious and decidedly not work safe site. Please scroll down until you see gray aliens: the green ones are amateurishly shot.
Alien Sex [Ha! Ha!] (via Posthuman Blues (via me))
via The Grays’ Hybridization Program | Table Of Malcontents.
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